Saturday, February 26, 2011


Congratulations seamagpie you are the winner of the $5 eGiftCertificate, I will be contacting and sending you the certificate ASAP.

in other news.


Monday, February 21, 2011

We have some WINNERS!!!

Seriously people.....

I said nationality!!! Some of you said "Asian", "Hawaiian", "Latina". From what nation are latinas from?????

Anyways..SHE IS MEXICAN (not latina, not hispanic)

Congratulations the ones that got it right, they are
Daniel Andrade
Eric P

One of you will get a $5 eGift Certificate for Starbucks, I will announce the winner Friday night
Stay tuned for more!!

and because everyone loves cats!!

Open your Eyes
Asia, Latin, and Hawaii are not a nation.

Saturday, February 19, 2011


As promised, I will do a free giveaway contest!!

But first CONGRATULATIONS Grind my Gears, he was the first one to answer Einstein's riddle!!!

I also would like to thank everyone for your support, you guys\girls are an awesome audience!!

contest now closed**** good luck all

Now lets go to the important stuff, GIVEAWAY CONTEST.

All you have to do is guess the nationality of my wife, everyone that gets the nationality correct will get a chance to win a $5 eGift card from Starbucks!!! (USA only, if an international winner is selected will have to make arrangements for the prize). The winner will get chosen randomly, all answers must be submitted via comments before 24 hours starting at the time of this post!!

Hint: We live in the west coast of USA

Open Your Eyes
Free stuff is always good

Friday, February 18, 2011

Einstein's Riddle

According to Alberto Eliziano, over 90.00% of the population could not resolve this riddle, are you one of the smart 10 %???


Each of the 3 owners eat a different type of food and drink different beverages.

  1. The Mexican eats tacos.
  2. The Black does not live in house two.
  3. The person drinking sake lives to the right of the person that drinks tequila.
  4. The person in house three does not eat rice.
  5. The Black drinks Cool-Aid.
  6. The Mexican lives to the left of the rice eating person.
  7. The Asian is not a good driver
  8. The Black is always stealing everyone's girlfriend.
  9. The Mexican can not speak English.
Where does everybody live??

Comments will not get approved until several get the answer correct!!

Open Your Eyes
Make your choice

(IMPORTANT PS: Thanks everybody, almost 100 followers, after I get 100 followers a small giveaway contest will take place!!! Thank you for your support)

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Some people are smart, some are dumb, but some...

...don't deserve breathe our oxygen!!!

People should have a license to use a computer!!!

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Coach, Why do you pay $1000 for a purse?

Ok, I know a lot of you are guys, but seriously don't you want to hit your girlfriend when she tells you she wants you to buy her this ugly "gold\mushroom" $1000 purse?

Coach model #16776

First of all, why does it cost $1000? Is it made of gold? Does it include 1 year of unlimited lap dances at your favorite strip club? is it made of camel's hair?

Guys and girls, is not that I am a cheap bastard and I dont love my wife, but this ugly purse will do the same job as a $15 one from Wal-Mart.

Also, at least 50%-70% of the girls I know that own a designer purse, THE PURSE IS AN ILLEGAL DUPLICATE OR NOT ORIGINAL!!! The other 50-30% don't know if their purse is fake, they just got it from someone at a very cheap price (probably fake). But all of them still say they got it at the mall for + $400!

Open Your Eyes
Stop giving away your money to the rich!!!!

PS: Don't hit your girlfriend please!!

Monday, February 14, 2011

Questions with no answers

What's up?? Hopefully you guys and girls survived singles awareness day. For those who are still alive and didn't suicide because of thinking you are going to be forever alone, here are some questions for you.

  • Why is there something instead of nothing?
  • Why did the Big Bang happen? and what existed before?
  • If everything is expanding, what is it expanding into?
  • What created God?
  • Why girls can't close their mouth when applying mascara?
Any one have more??